{"title":"Dad T-Shirts","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"just-a-dad-who-always-came-back-with-the-milk-t-shirt","title":"Just A Dad Who Always Came Back With The Milk T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e* Note: This t-shirt \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis t-shirt is perfect for any dad who always makes sure to bring home the milk. Made with high-quality materials and a comfortable fit, this shirt is a must-have for any father. Show off your dad's dedication and sense of humor with this unique and fun t-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/size2_e112d736-13be-400d-b38e-16fd2a0e78b5.jpg?v=1719392207\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":44086275604645,"sku":"71530-BL-M-S","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":44086275637413,"sku":"71530-BL-M-M","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":44086275670181,"sku":"71530-BL-M-L","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":44086275702949,"sku":"71530-BL-M-XL","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":44086275735717,"sku":"71530-BL-M-2XL","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":44086275768485,"sku":"71530-BL-M-3XL","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/just_a_dad_who_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic.jpg?v=1762270474"},{"product_id":"dad-tax-unhinged-raccoon-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Dad Tax Unhinged Raccoon Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eProtect your snacks in style. This vintage-washed oversized black tee takes the classic \"Dad Tax\" joke and gives it a dark, rebellious twist. Featuring an original, hand-drawn gothic punk raccoon guarding his fries, this shirt is perfect for dads with a sense of humor and an edgy streetwear aesthetic. Made from premium 100% cotton, its relaxed drop-shoulder fit ensures maximum comfort for everyday wear, casual outings, or low-key weekends. Claim your tax—just making sure it's not poison.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53198675870059,"sku":"74296-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53198675902827,"sku":"74296-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53198675935595,"sku":"74296-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53198675968363,"sku":"74296-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53198676001131,"sku":"74296-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53198676033899,"sku":"74296-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/dad_tax_unhinged_raccoon_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_1.jpg?v=1778316465"},{"product_id":"just-a-dad-skeleton-milk-carton-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Just A Dad Skeleton Milk Carton Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eRewrite the classic meme with a dark, streetwear twist. This vintage-washed oversized tee features a striking anatomical skeleton hand clutching a milk carton, paired with the ultimate dad-lore quote: \"Just a dad who always came back with the milk.\" Designed for those who appreciate dark humor, gothic aesthetics, and unbothered fatherhood vibes. Made from 100% premium cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, it offers that perfect lived-in, worn-out feel. Zero abandonment issues, just pure edgy style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53198678753643,"sku":"74293-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53198678786411,"sku":"74293-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53198678819179,"sku":"74293-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53198678851947,"sku":"74293-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53198678884715,"sku":"74293-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53198678917483,"sku":"74293-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/just_a_dad_skeleton_milk_carton_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_4.jpg?v=1778316599"},{"product_id":"nail-cross-man-of-god-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Nail Cross Man of God Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eWear your faith with quiet strength. This vintage-washed black tee reimagines classic Christian apparel with a minimalist, gothic-inspired edge. Featuring an abstract nail cross design and subtle \"Man of God\" typography, it strips away the noise to focus on raw, enduring belief. Subtle hints of rust-silver and faded dark red give the artwork a worn, historical depth. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, it’s the perfect subtle witness piece for the modern believer who values streetwear aesthetics.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53198687207787,"sku":"74297-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53198687240555,"sku":"74297-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53198687273323,"sku":"74297-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53198687306091,"sku":"74297-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53198687338859,"sku":"74297-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53198687371627,"sku":"74297-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/nail_cross_man_of_god_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_1.jpg?v=1778316840"},{"product_id":"cryptid-dad-hard-to-find-bigfoot-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Cryptid Dad Hard to Find Bigfoot Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eEmbrace the legend. This vintage-washed black tee gives the classic \"Bigfoot Dad\" joke a dark, streetwear upgrade. Featuring a grunge-inspired cryptid forest silhouette and distressed typography, it replaces generic outdoor graphics with a mysterious, nu-goth aesthetic. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, it’s the ultimate low-key statement piece for the elusive, legendary father figure. After all, a dad like this is hard to find.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53198692778347,"sku":"74298-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53198692811115,"sku":"74298-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53198692843883,"sku":"74298-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53198692876651,"sku":"74298-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53198692909419,"sku":"74298-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53198692942187,"sku":"74298-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/cryptid_dad_hard_to_find_bigfoot_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_1.jpg?v=1778317018"},{"product_id":"dad-tax-skeleton-gourmet-graphic-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Dad Tax Skeleton Gourmet Graphic Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eClaim what’s yours. This vintage-washed oversized black tee merges classic dad humor with a dark, nu-goth aesthetic. Featuring a meticulously detailed, anatomical skeleton enjoying a fast-food feast, it redefines the \"Dad Tax\" joke for the streetwear scene. The distressed gothic typography and subtle grunge elements make this more than a gag shirt—it’s a statement piece. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, it’s perfect for low-key weekends or casual rebellion. Making sure it’s not poison, one bite at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53198693499243,"sku":"74294-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53198693532011,"sku":"74294-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53198693564779,"sku":"74294-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53198693597547,"sku":"74294-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53198693630315,"sku":"74294-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53198693663083,"sku":"74294-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/dad_tax_skeleton_gourmet_graphic_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_4.jpg?v=1778317101"},{"product_id":"dad-tax-food-inspector-gothic-skeleton-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Dad Tax Food Inspector Gothic Skeleton Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe ultimate toll. This vintage-washed oversized black tee takes the classic \"Dad Tax\" joke and drags it into the dark streetwear scene. Featuring a highly detailed, macabre skeleton preparing to devour a burger, it replaces cheesy humor with a sharp, nu-goth aesthetic. Accented by distressed gothic typography and a subtle \"Making sure it's not poison\" tagline, this shirt is an edgy staple for unapologetic fathers. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, it’s built for comfort and statement-making.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53198705852779,"sku":"74295-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53198705885547,"sku":"74295-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53198705918315,"sku":"74295-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53198705951083,"sku":"74295-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53198705983851,"sku":"74295-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53198706016619,"sku":"74295-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/dad_tax_food_inspector_gothic_skeleton_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_5.jpg?v=1778317464"},{"product_id":"cyber-skull-dad-tax-graphic-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Cyber Skull Dad Tax Graphic Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eClaim the ultimate tax. This vintage-washed oversized black tee completely tears apart the classic \"Dad Tax\" joke and rebuilds it with a toxic, Y2K cyber-goth aesthetic. Featuring a distorted, acid-graphic skull devouring a liquid-metal meal, this shirt screams rebellion. The heavy chrome liquid typography and toxic green accents make it a standout piece for the unapologetic streetwear dad. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 宋体;\"\u003e’\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003es not just a joke\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 宋体;\"\u003e—\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 宋体;\"\u003e’\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003es an aesthetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53227618664811,"sku":"74302-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53227618697579,"sku":"74302-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53227618730347,"sku":"74302-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53227618763115,"sku":"74302-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53227618795883,"sku":"74302-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53227618828651,"sku":"74302-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/cyber_skull_dad_tax_graphic_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_1.jpg?v=1778751755"},{"product_id":"gothic-rock-hand-fatherhood-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Gothic Rock Hand Fatherhood Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eParenthood, but make it metal. This vintage-washed oversized black tee strips away the cheesy dad jokes and replaces them with pure, unfiltered heavy metal aesthetics. Featuring a highly detailed, anatomical skeleton rock hand and distressed gothic typography, this shirt embraces the chaos of raising kids. \"Some days I rock it. Some days it rocks me.\" Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 宋体;\"\u003e’\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003es the ultimate streetwear staple for the dad who never lost his edge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53227641504107,"sku":"74303-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53227641536875,"sku":"74303-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53227641569643,"sku":"74303-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53227641602411,"sku":"74303-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53227641635179,"sku":"74303-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53227641667947,"sku":"74303-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/gothic_rock_hand_fatherhood_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_3.jpg?v=1778752146"},{"product_id":"eternal-guardian-dad-life-nu-goth-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Eternal Guardian Dad Life Nu-Goth Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEmbrace the dark side of devotion. This vintage-washed oversized black t-shirt redefines the classic \"Dad Life\" shirt with a striking, nu-goth aesthetic. Featuring a macabre yet tender illustration of a skeletal hand guiding a smaller one, it symbolizes eternal protection and unbreakable bonds. Accented with sharp blackletter typography, this piece is for the father who finds beauty in the shadows. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear, yet edgy enough for the streets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53227645239659,"sku":"74299-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53227645272427,"sku":"74299-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53227645305195,"sku":"74299-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53227645337963,"sku":"74299-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53227645370731,"sku":"74299-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53227645403499,"sku":"74299-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/eternal_guardian_dad_life_nu-goth_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_1.jpg?v=1778752240"},{"product_id":"kingdom-work-gothic-christian-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Kingdom Work Gothic Christian Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eLead with quiet strength. This vintage-washed oversized black tee strips away loud graphics for a bold, typography-led nu-goth design. Featuring striking distressed Blackletter font, it transforms the powerful message of \"Fatherhood is Kingdom Work\" into a high-end streetwear staple. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, this shirt is designed for the modern believer who values both faith and cutting-edge aesthetic. Proverbs 22:6.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53227651989867,"sku":"74304-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53227652022635,"sku":"74304-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53227652055403,"sku":"74304-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53227652088171,"sku":"74304-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53227652120939,"sku":"74304-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53227652153707,"sku":"74304-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/kingdom_work_gothic_christian_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_1.jpg?v=1778752355"},{"product_id":"gothic-viper-skull-rad-dad-society-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Gothic Viper Skull Rad Dad Society Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eNot your average dad shirt. This vintage-washed oversized black tee strips the color from classic tattoo flash to deliver a dark, nu-goth masterpiece. Featuring a highly detailed blackwork illustration of a viper entwined with a shattered skull, it represents the dangerous edge of the \"Rad Dad Society.\" Accented with sharp, distressed blackletter typography, this piece is built for fathers who favor heavy ink and streetwear aesthetics. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed, drop-shoulder fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53227675943275,"sku":"74300-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53227675976043,"sku":"74300-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53227676008811,"sku":"74300-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53227676041579,"sku":"74300-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53227676074347,"sku":"74300-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53227676107115,"sku":"74300-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/gothic_viper_skull_rad_dad_society_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_1.jpg?v=1778752731"},{"product_id":"aviator-skull-top-dad-graphic-vintage-washed-t-shirt","title":"Aviator Skull Top Dad Graphic Vintage Washed T-shirt","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e* Note: This t-shirt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class=\"15\"\u003e, please allow 7 working days of crafting time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_zc9gg_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_PlainText_zc9gg_26 _Vertical_zc9gg_21\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEarn your wings in the shadows. This vintage-washed oversized black tee grounds the cheesy dad parodies and replaces them with a heavy, dark-military aesthetic. Featuring a highly detailed illustration of a skull aviator with tattered mechanical wings, it’s built for the patriarchs of the concrete jungle. Accented with distressed stencil typography and tactical details, this is streetwear with no compromises. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Footer_tmqkl_36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_ActionContainer_1s24t_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateButton_1s24t_5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Generate_19u1u_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_Container_19u1u_6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_GenerateWrapper_1nch3_1\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/shakin_tits_and_takin_shits_short_sleeve_t-shirt_gthic_4_a11bf897-0c1c-4ff3-b2ae-717124a3c79f.jpg?v=1739343361\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"GTHIC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S (Bust 100 cm)","offer_id":53227689181547,"sku":"74301-BL-M-T-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M (Bust 104 cm)","offer_id":53227689214315,"sku":"74301-BL-M-T-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L (Bust 108 cm)","offer_id":53227689247083,"sku":"74301-BL-M-T-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL (Bust 112 cm)","offer_id":53227689279851,"sku":"74301-BL-M-T-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL (Bust 116 cm)","offer_id":53227689312619,"sku":"74301-BL-M-T-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL (Bust 120 cm)","offer_id":53227689345387,"sku":"74301-BL-M-T-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1423\/6212\/files\/aviator_skull_top_dad_graphic_vintage_washed_t-shirt_gthic_1.jpg?v=1778752980"}],"url":"https:\/\/gthic.com\/it-de\/collections\/dad-t-shirts.oembed","provider":"GTHIC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}